Saint Valentine game II

Lonely heart 1 – Let’s be happy and enjoyable in our bed now because tomorrow we can be in a coffin.

Lonely heart 2 – I am looking for serious, long lasting relationship. I don’t mind kissing on the first date, but as I am very shy, I would like to hold on sex for a while. I am very gentle and caring.

Lonely heart 3 – Advert: Are you the one for me?

Lonely heart 4 – Afro cookie willing to serve delightful treats of life to willing partner with thirst for life and respect for Bob Marley

Lonely heart 5 - Roaring Lion in the bedroom seeks a discrete relationship with a stone cold freak with morals. You must not be pregnant... or at least not very pregnant. Must be willing and able to try every Tantra position on the first date. I love to have fun, but I don't like BS, STD's, and HIV's. Leave the whips and chains at home. I'm also interested in art that doesn't suck

Lonely heart 6 – I look for a person that will be my coat in winter, my ice-cream in summer, my coffee in the morning, my goulash when I’m hungry, my toothbrush when I just ate the goulash, my bed when I want to nap and my never stopping, never getting tired, never out of battery sexual robot slave.

Lonely heart 7 – Confident. Best quality, every ready for fun. Are you good enough to match?

Lonely heart 8 – Hi everybody. I’m looking for an easygoing person that is interesting in traveling with me to the moon during this summer. No problems with the tickets.

Saint Valentine game

These were the rules:

1- Everybody writes an advertisement. No nationality or sex should be stated.
2- I collect all the ads and display them somewhere without names, of course.
3- Everybody chooses the ONE most appealing advertisement for him/her.
4- Hopefully some match will be made, and I will announce them.
5- There won’t be any price. The possibility (1/100000000) of finding your dreamed partner should be enough.

And here there are some examples of advertisements.

Customer with very clear business requirements requests high quality product for rollout. Good references from previous clients using this product will be an advantage. Available for workshop on Saturday and Sunday with the objective of perform a User Acceptance Test.
Transparency in documentation, such us user manual and maintenance costs is mandatory.

Desperate seeks desperate. In the knowledge that no long term relationship can work for somebody like me, and since my cat died and my poor salary doesn’t allow me to get me some entertainment on the weekend, I’m flooding the net with this pitiful ad with the hope that out there is somebody for me. Somebody with incredibly low standards and bad judgment who is willing to give me oral sex and clean the toilet afterwards.

Lonely teddy bear seeks for abandoned puppet who also likes watching long sunset holding hands, chocolate ice cream, strawberry cheesecake, stuffed bunny ears, hand cuffs and leather in general.

Pure Czech

Jeannie+Czech specimen

Me encanta vivir en Praga.
Tambien me encanta meterme con los checos. Creo que ya los entiendo, creo que no pueden sorprenderme, pero siempre pueden divertirme.

Jeannie a un especimen checo: Y tu que haces en tu tiempo libre?
especimen: Yo no tengo tiempo libre
- No lees, no vas al cine?
-No, no tengo tiempo para ese tipo de cosas
-Hombre, 18 horas al dia no estas en la oficina, no tienes familia... seguro que algo haces cuando sales del trabajo
-El lunes voy a la piscina, el martes toca squash, el miercoles voy al gimnasio... no tengo tiempo libre!

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I love living in Prague.
I also enjoy complaining about Czechs. I think I understand them, I think they cannot surprise me, but they can always amuse me.

Jeannie to a czech specimen: What do you do in your free time?
specimen: I don't have free time
-Don't you read? go to the cinema?
-No, I don't have time for that kind of things
-Well, I'm sure you don't spend 18 hours in the office, you don't have a family... there must be something you do when you go out of the office
-On Monday I go to the swimming pool. On Tuesday I play squash, on Wednesday I go to the gym... I don't have free time!