Saint Valentine game II
Lonely heart 1 – Let’s be happy and enjoyable in our bed now because tomorrow we can be in a coffin.
Lonely heart 2 – I am looking for serious, long lasting relationship. I don’t mind kissing on the first date, but as I am very shy, I would like to hold on sex for a while. I am very gentle and caring.
Lonely heart 3 – Advert: Are you the one for me?
Lonely heart 4 – Afro cookie willing to serve delightful treats of life to willing partner with thirst for life and respect for Bob Marley
Lonely heart 5 - Roaring Lion in the bedroom seeks a discrete relationship with a stone cold freak with morals. You must not be pregnant... or at least not very pregnant. Must be willing and able to try every Tantra position on the first date. I love to have fun, but I don't like BS, STD's, and HIV's. Leave the whips and chains at home. I'm also interested in art that doesn't suck
Lonely heart 6 – I look for a person that will be my coat in winter, my ice-cream in summer, my coffee in the morning, my goulash when I’m hungry, my toothbrush when I just ate the goulash, my bed when I want to nap and my never stopping, never getting tired, never out of battery sexual robot slave.
Lonely heart 7 – Confident. Best quality, every ready for fun. Are you good enough to match?
Lonely heart 8 – Hi everybody. I’m looking for an easygoing person that is interesting in traveling with me to the moon during this summer. No problems with the tickets.
4 Comments:
heheheh Nata! I cannot beleive you put us on the www. This is hilarious! These lonely hearts are hilarious as well...ay! making the choices so tough...if i end up with a chic i want my money back!!
:)
good work, Natalka!!
thanks for organizing the game...but looks like still need to improve on my ad to get an available person...real lonely hearts...not pretenter with hearts on their tshirts ! :P
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Hey girly,
cna i take the persona with leather and sunset? its a good add :)
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