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jueves, febrero 15, 2007

Saint Valentine game II

Lonely heart 1 – Let’s be happy and enjoyable in our bed now because tomorrow we can be in a coffin.

Lonely heart 2 – I am looking for serious, long lasting relationship. I don’t mind kissing on the first date, but as I am very shy, I would like to hold on sex for a while. I am very gentle and caring.

Lonely heart 3 – Advert: Are you the one for me?

Lonely heart 4 – Afro cookie willing to serve delightful treats of life to willing partner with thirst for life and respect for Bob Marley

Lonely heart 5 - Roaring Lion in the bedroom seeks a discrete relationship with a stone cold freak with morals. You must not be pregnant... or at least not very pregnant. Must be willing and able to try every Tantra position on the first date. I love to have fun, but I don't like BS, STD's, and HIV's. Leave the whips and chains at home. I'm also interested in art that doesn't suck

Lonely heart 6 – I look for a person that will be my coat in winter, my ice-cream in summer, my coffee in the morning, my goulash when I’m hungry, my toothbrush when I just ate the goulash, my bed when I want to nap and my never stopping, never getting tired, never out of battery sexual robot slave.

Lonely heart 7 – Confident. Best quality, every ready for fun. Are you good enough to match?

Lonely heart 8 – Hi everybody. I’m looking for an easygoing person that is interesting in traveling with me to the moon during this summer. No problems with the tickets.

4 Comments:

Blogger pilli said...

heheheh Nata! I cannot beleive you put us on the www. This is hilarious! These lonely hearts are hilarious as well...ay! making the choices so tough...if i end up with a chic i want my money back!!
:)

5:34 p. m.  
Blogger Jeannie said...

good work, Natalka!!
thanks for organizing the game...but looks like still need to improve on my ad to get an available person...real lonely hearts...not pretenter with hearts on their tshirts ! :P

5:49 p. m.  
Blogger Jeannie said...

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5:49 p. m.  
Anonymous Anónimo said...

Hey girly,
cna i take the persona with leather and sunset? its a good add :)

10:57 p. m.  

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