Africa eres tu

Ninos negritos con la barriga hinchada y moscas alrededor. Gente corriendo en pelotas. Leones y jirafas. Marruecos al norte, Sudafrica al sur y el Sahara en el medio, de donde salen mas negritos locos por ir a Espana en patera.

Es decir, cero en geografia. Ni en Malasia la gente esta loca por inmolarse en un McDonalds ni en Africa la gente corre en pelotas. Mierda de sistema educativo. Tanto estudiar Mauritania, capital Nouakchott para nada.

Que conste que no he estado en Africa. Solo en Egipto, pero eso no es Africa, Africa. Asi que para mi, como para mucha gente aqui, Africa es Pauline, cuya mano se ve en la foto. Pauline es de Kenia, y gracias a ella, he metido en mi base de datos geografica la siguiente informacion.

• En Kenia la gente no corre en pelotas. Ni siquiera en eventos como bodas y funerales.
• En Kenia la gente asa cabras en un agujero enfrente de casa
• En Kenia hay universidades
• En Kenia los jovenzuelos se ponen gorritas peludas de nike o una especie de calcetines para la cabeza y van a los clubs a bailar rumba, que no es rumba espanola, sino otra cosa.

Tengo otros datos, pero como son un poco subjetivos, espero verificarlos cuando viaje a Africa.

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Black children with a big belly and flies around. People running almost naked. Lions and giraffes. Morocco in the north, South Africa in the South and the Sahara in the middle, where we got more black people crazy to come to Spain in little boats. Yeah, zero in geography. Surprisingly in Malaysia people is not eager to burn themselves in front of a McDonalds and in Africa people don’t run naked (at least not usually). Stupid educational system. So much “Mauritania, capitol Nouakchott” for nothing. I have to say I have never been to Africa, only Egypt, but that’s not Africa, Africa. So, for me, and for a lot of people in Malaysia, Africa is Pauline, whose hand you can see in the picture. Pauline was born in Kenya and thanks to her I have introduce the following instances in my geographical database:

• In Kenia people don’t run naked. Not even in events like weddings and funerals.
• In Kenia people cook goats in a hole in front of the houses
• In Kenia there are universities
• In Kenia the youngsters wear some hairy caps or socks for the head and go to the clubs to dance rumba, which is not Spanish rumba, it is something else.

I have another data, but since it is a bit subjective I will wait to verify it in my trip to Africa.